BOY : May I hold your hand? >
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > >
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! >
BOY : You love me... > >
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? >
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? > >
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. >
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple > >
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. >
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? > >
BOY : I love you and I could die for you! >
GIRL : How soon?? > >
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! >
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? > >
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? >
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. > >
MAN : You remind me of the sea. >
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? >
MAN : NO, because you make me sick. > >
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. >
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. > >
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, >Peter? >
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. > >
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" >
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". > >
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" >
Pupil : "The moon". >
Teacher : "Why?" >
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives >us light only in the day time when we don't need it". > >
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are >no longer interested?" >
Pupil : "A teacher". > >
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" >
Customer : "What other colors do you have?" >
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called >current affairs. > >
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" >
Sam : "It's a family tradition". >
Teacher : "What do you mean?" >
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". >
Teacher : "What about your mother?" >
Sam : "She's a woman". > >
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" >
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance >repeated". > >
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