Subject: Why I never visit rich friends!

Assalamualaykum..

A dear friend of mine hantar email ni last week.. hehehe.. tergelak besar jugak bile baca.. so I'd like to share with u all le..

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend...
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and

Question : "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bushtea, Iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black."

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
"Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst...... "


hmmm...kalo nak pelawa minum, perlu ke detail macam tuh? hehehe... anyway, alangkah bagusnye kalo medic students pon dapat amik history as detail as this maid...