ICT - Men & Women

Assalamualaykum..

Good day to all!

My boss forward an email with the above image. Funny but true! Hehehe..

Men = Bluetooth
Well, kinda true for some but I think it cannot be generalized.
I know some men who are like that, connected to a girl when she is nearby and search for others when his girl is away.. I'm talking through experience.. *wink wink*
Biase la tu... kot! Even if the girl is nearby, they can still search for other nearby devices! Hahaha! As for me, up to you to do that because later, you will be answering to The Al-Mighty, The All-Knowing.. you might be cheating to your wife, she wouldn't know that but Allah is Merciful..

Women = Wifi
Betul jugak! I have known someone, a girlfriend of mine who has a lot of boyfriends at one time.. but she ended up marrying someone who she thought is the best among others. You know, women need to feel secure. Majority of us will settle down with someone who can offer the best security of all.. How independent a lady is, deep inside herself, she need to feel secure with someone. It might not be security in terms of safety, but would also be in terms of financial, love and affectionate.

But sometimes, men can be a Wifi, too.. Women can be a bluetooth, too..

Without You Knowing...

You are there, but pretending not there..

You are avoiding me, without you knowing that you are killing me..

You need time for yourself, without knowing that I am dying here..

You might want to teach me a lesson, without knowing that you are actually showing me how my soul could perish..

You couldn't accept how could I did that to you, without knowing that I hate myself for doing that to you..

You might loss your trust in me, without knowing that I couldn't trust myself anymore..

You may think that you're losing me, without knowing that I lost myself already and I'm afraid of losing you..

Lost

Wake up in the morning...

Realizing that I've already lost half of me..

Now, that I've done sinful mistake...

I know I'm gonna lost the other half of myself...

Fragile inside when I have no one to share anymore..

I know you would feel alone too, as you have loss your trust to someone..

Your silence is killing me...

It is killing me softly...

Before you or me realizing...

I have no trust in myself anymore...



p/s : this might be the last, before I lost myself further...

Bercelaru...

Assalamualaykum...


Fikiran saya bercelaru...


Pertama :
Seksualiti Merdeka???? Apa ni?? Dengan memberi kebebasan kepada sesiapa sahaja untuk memilih kecenderungan seksualiti masing-masing? Gay atau lesbian adalah hak masing-masing?? Adui.. sedih... sadis.. Ambiga yang terang-terangan kafir, memang layak jadi ahli neraka.. tapi ape kena Marina Mahathir pon menyokong?? Nak sama-sama masuk neraka dengan Ambiga?? Dunia... dunia.. kesian dengan dunia yang makin tua.. sudahlah tua, dipenuhi dengan orang-orang yang membuat durjana sebegini... Kesian anak-anak yang sedang membesar.. mesti mereka pun akan bercelaru seperti saye.. T_T




Kedua :
Bantah umat Islam sembelih lembu di tempat awam??? Apa ni?? Wahai penganut agama lain, ini perintah dari Tuhan kami yang Maha Besar!!! Kamu semua tidak layak untuk bantah apa yang agama kami perintahkan!! Kami tidak mengacau agama kamu, jadi jangan kacau Islam kami!!! Kami sembelih lembu di surau-surau dan padang kawasan lapang, bukan di depan rumah kamu mahu pun dalam rumah sembahan kamu.. Jadi, jangan cabar kami!!




Ketiga :
Makin banyak bencana alam yang berlaku.. Apa ni?? Di Thailand, banjir besar yang melumpuhkan seluruh negara.. musibah mungkin, wallahu a'lam.. Gempa bumi dan letupan gunung berapi di Indonesia... oh, hampirnya dengan Malaysia.. saye takut... saye rase tak selamat.. Bila Allah semakin murka, bila-bila masa musibah boleh terjadi.. Tsunami?? saye pernah bermimpi terperangkap dalam tsunami yang besar.. sungguh menggerunkan, rase macam sangkakala sudah bertiup.. Ya Allah Yang Maha Mendengar.. izinkanlah hamba-Mu ini bertemu dengan suamiku dahulu sebelum Engkau ambil salah seorang dari kami.. T_T




Keempat :
Saye percaya kepada "Kepimpinan Melalui Teladan"... tapi... pemimpin yang sepatutnye menjadi contoh kepada saye tidak memberi teladan yang baik.. membuatkan saye lebih bercelaru.. katanya kena berjimat, tapi keluarga mereka sendiri yang bermewah-mewahan.. katanya tanggungjawab terhadap kerja perlu diutamakan, tapi diri sendiri yang melanggar.. katanya perlu berdisiplin dan jangan melanggar peraturan, tapi diri sendiri yang kerap amik emergency leave dan MC (saye sangsi dengan MC ini).. Macam mana ni?? T_T..




Sekian. Kecelaruan yang menjadi igauan, menghantui hari Selasa yang indah.

Ramping Rahsia Bahagia????

Herm... rahsia la sangat! bahagia la sangat kan..

Kalau isteri ramping tapi tak mengikut syarak sebagai isteri solehah yang dah ditetapkan dalam Islam, masih bahagia ke?

Kalau isteri tak berapa nak ramping (maklum la, anak dah berderet.. nak ramping camane kan?!) tapi berusaha untuk menjadi ibu dan isteri yang sempurna di mata suami dan anak-anak, tak bahagia la ek?

Kalau isteri ramping molek, tapi perintah suami tak ikut, perintah Allah pon main langgar je, bahagia ke?

Ini kajian kat Tennessee, tak applicable kat negara kite.. tak sesuai diguna oleh masyarakat Islam, termasuk la kat Malaysia nih.. even kalau kat negara mana-mana pun, still tak applicable.. berapa banyak artis-artis hot dan celebrities yang cun-melecun berbody ramping yang bahagia dgn keluarga dan pasangan masing-masing?

Memang betul la, isteri kena jaga badan untuk suami.. tapi itu tak menjamin kebahagiaan.. kalau ramping tapi busuk, bahagia ke?? yuck!!

Satu lagi soalan....

Apa definisi "BAHAGIA" ???

I was asked this question almost 10 years ago, but till now, I couldn't find the exact definition..

Subjective, maybe..

p/s : ini baru la RAHSIA RUMAHTANGGA BAHAGIA